Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
Quote #8324
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #28784
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair....
Quote #1959
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #16265
Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both
Quote #2578
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage...
Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #26737
There’s two heads to every coin.
Quote #2800
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind?