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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
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The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your...
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
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But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...