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My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
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To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
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Do whatever comes your way as well as you can. Think as little as...
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself I do not say that it...
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The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Determine never to be idle…It is wonderful how much may be done if we...