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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
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Discretion is not the better part of biography.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much...
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I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses....
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...