Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #24947
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #1016
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #12338
Science … warns me to be careful how I adopt a view which jumps...
Quote #755
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people...
Quote #16640
When you appeal to force, there’s one thing you must never do – lose.
Quote #2242
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quote #17332
The good befriend themselves.
Quote #12516
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.