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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
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If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
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You, the Spirit of the Settlement … Not understand that America is God’s crucible,...
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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Seek simplicity, and distrust it.
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First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute...
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Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress,...
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Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
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Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...