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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
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The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a...
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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
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America, why are your libraries full of tears?
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
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But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system,...
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I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
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Fools admire, but men of sense approve.