Quote #28381
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #1463
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Quote #16656
As it is an ancient truth that freedom cannot be legislated into existence, so...
Quote #28252
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #24362
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
Quote #8733
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Quote #17364
I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
Quote #3117
Making music should not be left to the professionals.
Quote #4060
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument...