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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
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Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in...
Quote #2075
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two...
Quote #5758
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool...
Quote #31153
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #12960
Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself. Love possesses not...