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I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...
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The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow...
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When I consider the small span of my life absorbed in the eternity of...
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I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...