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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
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Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
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Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...
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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Worries go down better with soup than without.
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It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...
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The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...