Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #20124
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Quote #9020
Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.
Quote #11884
America, meaning mostly the United States, is not an easy concept to comprehend. It...
Quote #27092
If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had...
Quote #13277
How nice–to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #3657
has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
Quote #6356
When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that...