Quote #25831
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #18004
Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
Quote #520
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.
Quote #5142
The future belongs to those who can rise above the confines of the earth.
Quote #19674
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.
Quote #17411
The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #29661
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Quote #14205
We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a...