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The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
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I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...
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There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a...
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We do not learn by inference and deduction and the application of mathematics to...
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If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick...
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The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd....
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...