Quote #28516
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #18458
I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #30360
Under peaceful conditions the militant man attacks himself.
Quote #29431
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
Quote #16578
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #17753
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #5442
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
Quote #30110
Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind...