Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #33896
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Quote #19537
As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men’s minds more seriously than...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #21018
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
Quote #13175
It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #22639
God is a verb.
Quote #6698
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.