Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
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Sex is emotion in motion.
Quote #241
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
Quote #2095
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
Quote #30372
Not a few who meant to drive out their demons went thereby into the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #22578
It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
Quote #9162
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not...
Quote #11
Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to...