Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #23041
It’s surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings...
Quote #5127
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Quote #5428
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Quote #5781
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
Quote #5663
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Quote #13381
If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
Quote #28152
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...
Quote #8157
Through me you pass into the city of woe: Through me you pass into...
Quote #3667
1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...