Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #30790
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #992
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
Quote #28290
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to...
Quote #29703
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Quote #34348
We can only learn to love by loving.
Quote #18857
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
Quote #1460
Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.
Quote #7057
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...
Quote #28646
The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require...