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The highest goodness is like water. Water benefits all things and does not compete....
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It is better to live richly than to die rich.
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The future you shall know when it has come before then forget it.
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It isn’t kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.
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Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.