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Live by what you believe so fully that your life blossoms, or else purge...
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Let not the sun go down upon your wrath.
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The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they...
Quote #11157
A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Do not despair of life. Think of the fox, prowling in a winter night...
Quote #7837
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest,...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #32419
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.