Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Quote #16342
To compare is not to improve.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #31130
Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out.
Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #26690
A world in which others controlled the course of their own development … would...
Quote #2560
Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They...
Quote #10499
Those who become enamored of practices without science are like sailors who go aboard...
Quote #7183
No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong...
Quote #30594
Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.