Quote #4918
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #4865
O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
Quote #18215
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,And breathed in the...
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I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to...
Quote #793
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #31336
Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find...