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If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two...
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
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If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
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To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
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Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is...
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Advertising is legalized lying.
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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
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In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is...