Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #19579
The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #33904
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
Quote #6486
Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which...
Quote #1438
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
Quote #10582
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
Quote #20983
I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
Quote #4123
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Quote #28279
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...