Quote #4746
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #19837
Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debasing degradation, that we...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #32794
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin
Quote #14305
Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.
Quote #4706
Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them,...
Quote #13402
Life is short; live it up.
Quote #24905
They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...