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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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To state the facts frankly is not to despair the future nor indict the...
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without...
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Nothing is said that has not been said before.
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In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he...
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an...
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War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or...
Quote #5439
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.