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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with...
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…Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have...
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve...
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....