Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
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Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
Quote #8616
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #31883
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #28165
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a...
Quote #31046
I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
Quote #11853
All wealth is the product of labor.
Quote #15371
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #12838
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of the truth than lies.