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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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The preservation of life seems to be rather a slogan than a genuine goal...
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Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
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It isn’t always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #12647
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
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Academia forcibly tells you about all the great men and revolutionaries, and rebels, especially...
Quote #12625
Change is the law of life; and those who look only to the past...