Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #26821
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
Quote #24870
On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
Quote #1656
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Quote #34318
It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...
Quote #24083
Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life...
Quote #18250
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Quote #24783
Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals...
Quote #14685
The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as can...
Quote #30909
You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.