Quote #2225
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
Quote #28134
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #2568
Love will find a lay.
Quote #7219
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #1866
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Quote #21348
Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic...
Quote #530
The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is...
Quote #27075
One must do violence to the object of one’s desire when it surrenders, the...