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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience...
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Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a...
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Virtuous motives, trammeled by inertia and timidity, are no match for armed and resolute...
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Invention is the mother of necessity.
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Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation...
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This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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This is before the coming of a new Heaven and a new Earth, in...
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
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What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....