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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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Men of ill judgment oft ignore the good That lies within their hands, till...
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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Those who really deserve praise are the people who, while human enough to enjoy...
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The world pins no medals on you because of what you know, but it...
Quote #4000
Look who?s standing if you please, ?though you tried to bring me to my...
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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan you should...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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You can’t crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring...