Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #25563
Comfort ye, my people speak ye peace, thus saith our God. Comfort those who...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #13037
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Quote #14728
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
Quote #11513
While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect...
Quote #17445
It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man,...
Quote #34678
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
Quote #23749
‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...