Quote #3865
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Quote #29050
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #28504
And I said to the one who stood at the gate of the year,...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #21512
The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #29304
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #344
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch...
Quote #15365
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, Providence, – what are they?