Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #27525
In this dispensation, God has clearly included the burial and resurrection of Christ along...
Quote #27286
In Louisiana we don’t bet on football games … We bet on whether a...
Quote #34460
Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.
Quote #32928
Almost all really new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are...
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #13857
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
Quote #24878
In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want...
Quote #11124
Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.