Quote #21353
The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #33716
I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue he approaches nearest to...
Quote #14347
Were this world an endless pain, and by sailing eastward we could forever reach...
Quote #8496
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me...
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #29297
The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of...
Quote #10853
The real tradegy is the tragedy of the man who never in his life...
Quote #22540
You’re so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I don’t give a damn. to...