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Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an...
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Prince Akeem Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York...
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he...
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
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Children have more need of models than of critics.
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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...