Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #27905
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Quote #2074
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Quote #6601
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little,...
Quote #26230
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #11146
A camel never sees its own hump.
Quote #34666
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
Quote #33048
Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
Quote #19478
One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Quote #10476
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...