Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #23875
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Quote #12101
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Quote #33435
If you can’t do what you want, do what you can.
Quote #17214
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never...
Quote #34711
Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it write something to...
Quote #23461
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own...