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Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn’t can never...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I...
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Either define the moment or the moment will define you.
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Patience is the key to content.
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
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Today’s students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. …...
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
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There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who...