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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
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Give me an incubator or give me death!
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One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of...
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The higher a man gets, the smaller he seems to those who cannot fly.
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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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I am in the prime of senility.
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
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In England every man you meet is some man’s son in America, he may...
Quote #16431
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...