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Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy...
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Man’s main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what...
Quote #23919
Motherhood is a wonderful thing – what a pity to waste it on children.
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If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying If...
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All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have...
Quote #24961
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
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Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
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If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you’re free —...