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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
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A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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What a price we pay for experience, when we must sell our youth to...
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I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
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We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
Quote #2912
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of...