Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #27539
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
Quote #29612
The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.
Quote #19302
Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow.
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #2878
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is...
Quote #2556
For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
Quote #4013
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #11856
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Quote #34350
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them,...