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For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
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We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
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I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
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Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...