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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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The headline reads, “Docs say patients make them prescribe useless antibiotics.” This puts a...
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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
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All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world...
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Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
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Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
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Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies...