Quote #9128
Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has...
Quote #22140
All philosophy lies in two words Sustain and Abstain.
Quote #27565
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Quote #31610
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3644
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with...
Quote #3770
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that...
Quote #5128
Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
Quote #22932
…..if you’re driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you...
Quote #10408
The most important principle of divine philosophy is the oneness of the world of...