Quote #13621
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #34367
Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles…respect for human life, the punishment...
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #31477
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of...
Quote #23981
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Quote #10892
The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground….
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #355
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.